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i am a weed

welcome to my garden. pick anything except me, i grow in places you do not want me and destroy all the good things

operation lose 40 pounds is a go


untitled by BurlapZack on Flickr.


New Year’s Resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get skinny
  • get skinny



Every cute and cuddly animal is defenseless and deserving of life until you want a slab of processed cow corpse and solidified yellow breast milk between two buns for lunch.



“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan


why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn


almost 2014 and i still look like a piece of shit